My mother sent this to me today. I so needed this…lol.
Dancers Monday, Jun 4 2007
Everyday 7:53 pm
I was sent this today in an e-mail. The woman is 84 years old and the guy is 25 years old. They do this acrobatic dance like they did in the 80’s and all you can say is….WOW! Grandma is really flexible. I hope I’m like that at 28…lol.
Let me know what you think?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKRZv6NGjdc
Paris in 5 days Monday, Jun 4 2007
Everyday 7:50 pm
As I sit here at my office desk, I can’t help but think…… In 5 days I will be on a plane for Paris, France. OH YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAH! I’m so excited, and this day/week can’t go by fast enough. No the only thing to do is pray for good weather.
Byee!
Spring and Summer Feet Tuesday, Apr 17 2007
Everyday 2:22 pm
Every year I get this e-mail for either my mother or my sister. It’s one that every “PERSON”, not just the members of the Cute Girl Sisterhood should think about
Alright ladies, it’s that time of year once again!!! I think we need to be reminded of a few things. So my sisters, PLEASE, raise your big toes and repeat after me below…
The Open Toed Shoe Pledge As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the Rules when wearing sandals and other open-toe shoes:
I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang overand touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.
I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.
I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.
I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
I won’t wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there. If a strap breaks, I won’t duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put.
I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.
I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholl’s if my feet need him. I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids’ sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle.
I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.
I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good.
I will promise if I wear flip flops that I will ensure that they actually flip and flop, making the correct noise while walking and I will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.
I will promise to go to my local nail salon at least once per season and have a real pedicure (they are about $15 or 20 and worth EVERY penny).
I will promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show signs of wear… nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals.
Support Drive-ins Friday, Apr 13 2007
Everyday 8:10 pm
For as long as I can remember I have had a love for “Going to the Movies”. I go to the theater at least once a weekend. The one thing I’ve wanted to do more than anything was go to the “Drive-in”. but growing up in New York city, that just wasn’t a possibility. Even when I moved to Maryland, I didn’t think I was going to find one until about 3 years ago. A guy I was dating at the time introduced me to Bengies Drive-In Theatre http://www.bengies.com/ here in Baltimore. I’ve been hooked every since. Excellent service quality and food. Please check them out. They have the largest screen on the east coast. Help save the drive-ins! Everyone should go to one at least once!
A New Type of Excerise Class, the men will love!!!! Wednesday, Apr 4 2007
Everyday 1:30 pm
This past Saturday I went to the best “Girl’s Night” birthday party (HAPPY BIRTHDAY A) ever. The birthday girl had a Exotic chair and pole dancing class at Xpose Fitness in Owings Mills, MD. Check out the website: http://www.xposefitness.com/index.shtml .
The party started with required forms to be fill out and the best lemon cupcakes ever (Thank, N). Next we each had to pick out a stripper name for the evening. Mine was “Envy”. I can just see my alter ego walking down the catwalk now. 
First up, the exotic chair class. Which when you first see it you think this going to be easy. WRONG, this was a very good all around workout. You were so busy laughing at the funny names, and dancing to a good mix tape, that you don’t even notice the work out that your getting. By the end the muscules in my arms and legs felt a little tight from moves like “Put the goods in his face”.
Next, we were off to Pole Dancing. There were about 20 real stripper poles all equally spread out in this one studio. The instructor showed us how to do swings, kicks, and how to jump up on the pole, then slide down really slow. Then we each got to play on the poles doing what ever we wanted. I have to admit, this was soo much fun, but again my muscles were tight.
By the end of the class we were off for a late dinner and drinks, talking about taking more classes. I can’t wait!
- BLNS
What will they think of next? Wednesday, Apr 4 2007
Everyday 12:49 pm
I receive daily newsletter e-mails from a site called DailyCandy www.dailycandy.com . They send you all the last information about the chic and upcoming things happening in your city and around the world. You know, the new boutiques, the latest it products, the latest restaurants, bars that sort of thing. I received this e-mail from them and had to share. It’s about this new product that make the say “My sh*t smells like roses come true”. I couldn’t help think…. What will they think of NEXT? lol
“April 4, 2007Holy Crap
Every morning when you wake up at your beau’s …
You say: “Want me to run and get us some coffee?”
You think: I must get to a Starbucks loo stat.
He says: “Aw, thanks, baby, I’d love a latte.”
He thinks: Why won’t this chick poop in my john?
You’ll overcome your bathroom shyness with the Breeza, a deodorizing toilet seat. The four-stage process removes 95.8 percent of bathroom odors. (And with a number that specific, you know it’s scientifically tested.)
First the sensor tells the seat you’ve plopped down. Next a super-quiet fan sucks up the stink and sends it through a carbonated filter. Finally the clean air passes through a replaceable fragrance vent and comes back out smelling like roses or at least not like caca).
The Breeza also comes in a warm version with three temperature settings, so you can warm your buns while you drop off the kids.
Doodie’s calling.
Here’s the link to see the device http://www.dailycandy.com/article.jsp?ArticleId=29908&city=4
Why I’m not ready to have kids yet….. Tuesday, Mar 27 2007
Everyday 8:24 pm
I spent this past weekend with 2 of my god-kids. They are 8 and 5 and all I can say is Kids 1, bunni 0. I have never been so tired in my life.
I started out doing fine. Pick them up, we the Mall to do do some light shopping. My god-kids are not like most kids their age. They love the mall and ask to go to them this was developed at a very young age. Probably because their mother and I or just their mother takes them to a mall at least once in a weekend. Anyway, then we were off to a birthday party or as I like to call it a “Screaming/fighting/dancing Fest”. Kids were screaming and yelling. The boys were fighting and trying to flip like the guys in music videos. While the girls were trying to out dance (Challenge!) each other and screaming “Look at this” or “Can you do this”. What was supposed to be an hour visit turned into a 4 hours visit because the kids didn’t want to leave. I had head ache by the end of that. It should have been my first hint that I was in for it.
Next we were off to another mall to pick up hand soap, but that turned into a 3 hours trip. Filled with hitting each other and “She hit me”, “You hit me first”, “You get on my nerves” ”Stop it” ”No” and my favorite “LaDaa”. By now I’m tired, hungry, and thirsty. Last we were off to the video store and then Mickey D’s. After dinner ( I had popcorn) and a movie (one of the three that caused a 2 hour discussion in the store) until 12:30am, I finally had quiet.
The next thing I knew it as 8:30 am and I had a splitting headache. At least the kids were up quietly watching TV waiting to hear me move. Another thing their mom has taught them, THANK YOU!!!! I got up, let them watch a the same movie from last night, got them dresses and we were off again. First to Breakfast (Happy Face pancakes are the best things ever) and then to play glow-n-the-dark mini golf. To my surprise this was so much FUN!. We laughed at each other while we attempted to get thru the course. In the end the 5 year old won the prise (with a little help from Aunt bunni). Next we were off the the movies. “Happily N’ever After” was the cutest movie yet, and they seemed to like it. Last we were off to yet another mall, this time to look at what they wanted to look at. By know the 5 year old has decided that we are all evil and is no longer listening, I didn’t want to do it but I had to call…”MOMMY”. It was weird hearing the mommy voice coming from my best friend, but it worked.
I dropped them off around 6pm and came home with a head ache, body ache, feeling generally bad and was sleep before 6:3pm. The next thing I knew it was 9 and everything still hurt, then it was 6am and I couldn’t get off of bed.
Nope I’m not ready…..
Spring is in the Air!!!! Thursday, Mar 22 2007
Everyday 3:56 pm
Hello Everybody! Happy 2nd day of Spring.
It is official spring started yesterday. Even though it didn’t really feel like it here in MD. But today is looking much better, it’s suppose to be at least 70 degrees. Hopefully, Jack Frost will let the weather reflect the new season. PLEASE Jake, PLEASE!!!!! :~)
I’ve had my full of winter even though it’s my favorite season (both my favorite holiday and my birthday are during the chill months). We had a mild season when you think about what was reported on the weather channel this year. We had a warm spell for a while but the wicked wind and flash snow storms soon came to reminded us what season we were in. I’m ready for spring and summer to begin. The longer days, warm weather, the vacations, the cute summer clothes, shoes and of course BAGS. I can’t wait!!!!!!
PISCES, What are you? Tuesday, Mar 13 2007
Everyday 4:53 pm
A friend sent this to me this morning. There are some interesting description of signs. Leave a comment about what you think? Are they true? Which one are you????
TAURUS: The “Hottie”Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ever…….. Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser!!! Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ever……… Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Addictive. Not one to fuck with. Are the most sexiest people on earth!
VIRGO: The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.
SCORPIO:. The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever….Romantic. Caring.
LIBRA:. The “Lover” Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with… u might end up crying… the most irresistible.
ARIES:. The “Liar” Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to fuck with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships. Addictive. Loud. best in bed. AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE! GEMINI:. Does Twosomes Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock the fuck out of you. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.
LEO:. The Lion in bed Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at . Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.
CANCER:. The “Cutie” MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.
PISCES:. The Piece of ass Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. CAPRICORN The passionate Lover Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini’s in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you’ll never forget. Smart. SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with you might end up crying.
